Maybe you shouldn't wear it.....

If you wear perfume that smell like a porta potty on a hot july day, with a hint of twenty old ladies in a bingo hall wearing Estee Lauder's flowery scent that makes others around you either gag, tear up, hold their nose or looking like their head is about to explode into millions from the lack of oxygen. (Breath) Maybe you shouldn't wear it.

If you have a muffin top.. nothing is wrong with a little extra loving but it is very wrong not to wear a shirt that fits. I know it is summer time and many of us want to wear the least amount as much as possible, but if you can't lift your arms up with out showing that grossness of glop you call a stomach. Maybe you shouldn't wear it.

Leggins are not made for tiny shirt.....

Scrub your heel before you wear sandals, heel, flip flops and before trying to get romantic with your lover... What is more embarrassing when you are in the heat of the moment and you hear him scream in pain and agony, because he accidently made contact with those caveman heels.

If you are going to the club and you ask your homegirl do I look good in this..Listen closely watch her facial expression because she may squint, frown, smirk or just stare. Maybe you shouldn't wear it. Chances are she is going to say you look good because deep down inside she wants you to look like the fool and for her drinks to be free all night.

I am a nice size, busty woman skinny by no means. I know it take alot more searching when I have to bra shop. Now, some of us really need to stop kidding ourselves say that you are a 32c knowing good and well that reality need to hit you in the face with a 44dd.